Written for the Secret Santa Fic/Art Exchange 2019. Megamind getting the cuddles he so desperately needs? OH YOU KNOW IT. Mutually-requited pining? WE GOT THAT TOO. This results in Megamind traveling home with Roxanne for Christmas as her "boyfriend." Fake dating? YES. Minion sees an Opportunity and Seizes It. Roxanne is Sick And Tired of being bugged about not being in a relationship.